LA & Me - Conventions

 

LA & Me - Conventions

Just a clarification on some of the conventions I use when writing this blog, that can confuse some readers.

London Andrews : You may have noticed that for my own reasons I always try to call her London. When writing out the messages, even though the messages use the real name of the girl who is London Andrews or when I am talking directly the girl behind London Andrews and addressing her in the message by her real name – I type London in the text, instead of her real name !

This is a convention I use.

I don’t know why, but I’m still trying to give her some privacy, distance...given the events between that this blog details, why ?

Me and my conciliatory nature perhaps ? Or the fact that despite everything, I still care so much about her ?

Naturist Lady : On the other hand though it was claimed that her name was Sara and of course I used that back then. I make a point of not using it. I merely reference the MeWe account name of Naturist Lady. A bit of depersonalisation. And it also gives me some detachment from the events of 2021 and what followed. At the end of the day it must be borne in mind that the girl who was the creator and actor behind London Andrews, was also the creator and actor behind Naturist Lady !

Part 1 and Part2

This blog was begun in 2024. Part one or the first part of this blog details the events of 2023 and London’s campaign of lies against me and the evidence that proves these to be lies ! The blog then dances around in time, as it were, as the blog progresses onto a catalogue of evidence, both circumstantial and definitive, that shows that London Andrews was the one behind the Naturist Lady account and the events of 2021. Events that I kept private until 2023.

Part two, I had intended to literally set up another blog account/site to cover the events of 2021, to tell the story of what happened between myself and London Andrews. Her manipulation and hurt that she perpetrated via Naturist Lady in 2021. I realised that this was unpractical. So, when at the start of this year (2026) I started to tell the story of the events involving Naturist Lady, I started adding ‘Part 2’ at an early point in those post titles.

So, if a post is starts with ‘Part2’ or say ‘LA and Me Part 2’ etc. It deals solely with events in 2021 that were not public at the time. All the other posts are classed as ‘Part1’ and dance around in the time frame of the relationship between myself and London Andrews, which stretched back before 2015. But 2015 was the significant year I look back to.

Andy

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Part 2 : LA & Me – Tantalise And Titillate Number 1

 

Part 2 : LA & Me – Tantalise And Titillate Number 1

These are the type of sexual, tantalising and titillating conversations Naturist Lady and myself had over on ‘Chats’. Mewe’s private, direct messaging service.

On the morning of Sunday the 28^th February 2021 I woke to a message from Naturist Lady….

Naturist Lady – “Hello, you there my love ? Our sex life is on hold 😞😞”

Andy Acolyte - “Hi Sara, @Naturist Lady (note the 2 emoji’s on the screenshot of this message as part of MeWe account name) are you still around ?”

Andy A – “are….Just seen why things are on hold. London’s mom has landed. Ohh well, it will only be for a day. Really sorry we missed each other, it’s 5am here. I’ll not torment you with why I’m so tired and overslept...by my standards...But it was fun.”

After a while, Naturist Lady didn’t respond, so I said my good bye and went back to bed. Several hours later I went back online and messaged her again.

Andy A – “I’m awake now darling Sara. Slept too much if anything, feeling groggy and with a headache. I’ll need a lot of tea to clear my head. I would imagine you are asleep now ? ❤️ Sleep well and read this when you wake : I love you Sara.”

I wasn’t expecting a reply as it was after 1am over on the Pacific North West of the USA, the fun of time zones. But, I was in luck and Naturist Lady replied.

NL – “I love you too babe. Are you online ?”

AA – Yes, but sadly not for long. Just doing an update for London.”

NL – “We are doing a lot of risky and naughty stuff out here !”

AA - “ Do Tell ?”

NL – “It’s Kyle's birthday today, so I and London decided to do something risky. As soon as London’s mom fell asleep, hubbs (Naturist Lady’s husband) carried London to the bed in our room where Kyle and I were waiting. And we are having a lovely orgy. You know I’m chatting to you and just 6 feet beside me, London is having a DP with kyle and hubbs.

AA – “You must be like teenagers...trying to keep quiet LOL.”

NL – “Damn, I can see her tits bouncing hard. And they stuffed her mouth so she doesn’t moan loudly. Danm her hairy pussy, so hot ❤️ ❤️ “

AA – “That I can imagine !”

“Today I will eat the cum from her pussy. Damn they are taking so much time to come LOL🤣😈 😉 “ Naturist Lady.

AA – “And here’s me, just giving my wife breakfast in bed. Not quite the same….”

NL - “ I’ll give you live updates. London’s eyes are rolling behind..she’s going into a trace lol. Kyle is stuffing her pussy on top and hubbs is fucking her booty.”

AA – “Yes, a running commentary on your love life. Love it.”

NL-” Hubbs is squeezing her tits now. Kyle is fucking too hard and kissing London as well. Hubbs lifted London for a more clear fuck.”

AA – Hey, don’t get into trouble doing this ?”

NL – “Not at all. How long are you online ? When will you be free ?”

AA - “ Only another 30 minutes. But I will be back inside 2 hours. A birthday visit coincidentally.”

NL - “ I can see stress on hubbs face, I think he’s going to cum soon. Damn kyle is turning red too LOL.”

AA - “ You’ll get to taste them soon 😉😘 “

NL – “Yeah it seems...damn hubbs has cum hard. I can see cum dropping from her ass LOL. Ohh I’m being called, gotta go. Do message me when your free. I will be online throughout.”

AA – “Sorry I need to get off. Focus on your fun and we can talk about that and everything else later. X”

There is now a pause of several hours before we begin to chat online again. We exchanged pleasantries and chatted a little, then she told me….

NL - “ Plans changed as soon as they saw me eating THE cum from London’s pussy.”

“Do tell’ Andy asked

NL – “The boys mustered courage and give me a DP and I squeezed the cum out of their dicks. See the cum I took from her pussy.”

Attached was a photo or two that would get me banned from almost anywhere !

NL - “ You like the pics I sent you ?”

AA - “ Love them ❤️”

“Thank you”, NL

AA – “I love everything with you ❤️❤️”

NL – “Awe my love. Did you talk to wifey about us yet ?”

AA – “Tried. It may take a few days or weeks ? She has no understanding, not just...us. But exploring sex and relationships this way.”

NL – “Okay, cool enough.”

AA – “I’m using the fact that there with London etc, as an opening. But, trying to avoid a knee jerk reaction.”

NL – “That’s okay, I understand.”

The conversation would go on a little longer, but about personal matters.

But this is the first of several of these chats I’ve typed up. They give you taste of what was going on between us. How I was being seduced and sucked into believing this was real.

Plus, note that the fact that London’s mom was there, was intimated by Naturist Lady, before I saw it myself online. There are other explanations for this, but, there it is.

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‘With your long blonde hair….I didn’t sleep last night….’ Part 2

 

Sorry, it seems the video link etc hasn't worked. So here's the video I've created of London and shared....again LOL.

London Andrews

‘With your long blonde hair….I didn’t sleep last night….’

I don’t have the copyright to any of this, but claim fair use.

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‘With your long blonde hair….I didn’t sleep last night….’

Been having some fun over on the London Andrews Project, practicing creating videos as I've started a YouTube channel as well the other social media I cover. Thought I's share it here for a change....

 London Andrews

‘With your long blonde hair….I didn’t sleep last night….’

I don’t have the copyright to any of this, but claim fair use. 

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https://youtu.be/Mp33LoemWwU 

London And Beauty

 

London Andrews 2019

The beautiful London Andrews giving advice on beauty, the concept of beauty and beauty standards and why so many beautiful girls are scared of it !

“Too many women shy away from the word ‘beautiful’. A women will call herself all sorts of good things ‘intelligent, kind, friendly, gentle, funny etc’ but you’ll never hear her use the word beautiful. Too many of us are scared of how everyone will react when we describe ourselves as beautiful. The conventionally pretty girl will shy away from the word ‘beautiful’ because she fears being called arrogant. We are forever questioning our beauty simple because others won’t agree...

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL LIKE YOU ARE, OWN IT ! 💗💗”

I've shared it here as it's too big a post for some of the social media I use for the London Andrews Project, so I'll link to this so they can read the text. Andy

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Flying Monkeys : Misrepresentation Or Willful Ignorance ?

 

Flying Monkeys : Misrepresentation Or Willful Ignorance ?

Flying monkey is my new fun term for London’s trolls. I pinched from someone who was commenting on the behaviour of her defenders, the fans the followers of London Andrews before and during a recent court case she lost. See the posts about this from the 20^th and 29^th of July.

So, I’m dealing another one of London’s flying monkeys who repeats the lies and will not engage with the evidence….you know, willful ignorance. This flying monkey also seems to have little grasp of chronology and time, as they misrepresent events.

So, here’s a little rundown :

Just this year London Andrews has admitted publicly that she stopped modelling in 2022 (4 years ago). The year before (2023) she decided to lie and cynically attempt to blame me for leaving modelling (3 years ago).

And the above is the very core of the first part of this blog, which I started to 2024 (2 years ago), to defend myself against the misrepresentation and lies of London and her flying monkeys.

As to sharing her modelling work, I started the London Andrews Project with her permission in 2019 (7 years ago). Again, this is documented in the blog. Yes, London wanted me to stop running the London Andrews Project (LAP), but instead of asking and explaining why, she lied and blackmailed. And this is not just documented on this blog, the evidence can be seen in contemporaneous LAP posts, back when the events detailed in the blog were actually happening !

Some Links from 2023 for example :

https://www.tumblr.com/londonandrewsproject/727002340925865984/so-i-am-transferring-the-facebook-to-london

https://www.tumblr.com/londonandrewsproject/728359868753395712/london-for-future-reference-as-you-have-not

https://www.tumblr.com/londonandrewsproject/728448088696569856/fb

https://www.tumblr.com/londonandrewsproject/729169185516716032/for-the-record-2-i-have-deleted-the-fb-page-ive

https://www.tumblr.com/londonandrewsproject/729377533825564672/london-misrepresentation-insults-abuse-lies

But, London wouldn’t let sleeping dogs lie, she and her flying monkeys kept lying, kept abusing, kept attacking, kept blackmailing to stop me running the LAP and sharing all the beautiful photos etc of London. I did what she wanted in the first instance (gave into blackmail), I trusted her to keep her promises, she didn’t ! Now look up ‘British Bloody Mindedness’, and then reread the links and that first sentence above ?

Now we move onto ‘wanting to sleep with her, but couldn’t.’ Who wouldn’t want to sleep with London Andrews !?! But that's just being ‘flip’. The events of 2021 (5 years ago). Events that happened, but I kept private for 2 years. This is the area I am currently covering in the blog, the catfishing, the seduction. As stated in the blog, London Andrews friend offered herself and London to me for the first time in February of 2023 and I actually turned them down !!!!!

https://londonandrewsandme1.blogspot.com/2025/12/part-2-2021-admission-3-surprise.html

I had additional weeks of ‘love bombing’, seduction and photos to pull me in.

So I fell for it, hook line and sinker and caused trouble for and with my wife because of it. Again, this is the area I am currently covering in this blog.

Later in this blog, I’ll show how I became suspicious of Naturist Lady, London’s friend. And I then worked out that it was London who was behind it all. I covered this area, this evidence when I started the blog, because of its central importance to every event following 2021. But, all this remained private back then. Only London and my wife and I knew.

And as to my wife ? She regarded London as a friend and was very, very hurt and angered by all these events. By London’s betrayal. Believe me, if she were writing this blog it would be far darker and nastier. She’s not controlled, logical and measured like me.

But she is the reason I still, even now after all these lies and attacks, I still feel a debt of gratitude to London. One of the reasons I offered to help London (in 2019/ 7years ago) and start the LAP, when she was abandoning other social media platforms. To keep a presence there and to continue to promote London and her work. I feel I owe her. But owe her why ?

Because back in 2015 (11 years ago) , when we talked she gave me help and advice that literally saved my marriage ! Which is also why my wife was so hurt by the games London played with us between 2021 and 2023.

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Corporate Puritanism & ‘AI’ – It Just Gets Dafter !

 

Corporate Puritanism & ‘AI’ – It Just Gets Dafter !

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