London Andrews and Me Part 1

Sunday, 13 September 2026

Part 2 : LA & Me – Tantalise And Titillate Number 1

These are the type of sexual, tantalising and titillating conversations Naturist Lady and myself had over on ‘Chats’. Mewe’s private, direct messaging service.

On the morning of Sunday the 28^th February 2021 I woke to a message from Naturist Lady….

Naturist Lady – “Hello, you there my love ? Our sex life is on hold 😞😞”

Andy Acolyte - “Hi Sara, @Naturist Lady (note the 2 emoji’s on the screenshot of this message as part of MeWe account name) are you still around ?”

Andy A – “are….Just seen why things are on hold. London’s mom has landed. Ohh well, it will only be for a day. Really sorry we missed each other, it’s 5am here. I’ll not torment you with why I’m so tired and overslept...by my standards...But it was fun.”

After a while, Naturist Lady didn’t respond, so I said my good bye and went back to bed. Several hours later I went back online and messaged her again.

Andy A – “I’m awake now darling Sara. Slept too much if anything, feeling groggy and with a headache. I’ll need a lot of tea to clear my head. I would imagine you are asleep now ? ❤️ Sleep well and read this when you wake : I love you Sara.”

I wasn’t expecting a reply as it was after 1am over on the Pacific North West of the USA, the fun of time zones. But, I was in luck and Naturist Lady replied.

NL – “I love you too babe. Are you online ?”

AA – Yes, but sadly not for long. Just doing an update for London.”

NL – “We are doing a lot of risky and naughty stuff out here !”

AA - “ Do Tell ?”

NL – “It’s Kyle's birthday today, so I and London decided to do something risky. As soon as London’s mom fell asleep, hubbs (Naturist Lady’s husband) carried London to the bed in our room where Kyle and I were waiting. And we are having a lovely orgy. You know I’m chatting to you and just 6 feet beside me, London is having a DP with kyle and hubbs.

AA – “You must be like teenagers...trying to keep quiet LOL.”

NL – “Damn, I can see her tits bouncing hard. And they stuffed her mouth so she doesn’t moan loudly. Danm her hairy pussy, so hot ❤️ ❤️ “

AA – “That I can imagine !”

“Today I will eat the cum from her pussy. Damn they are taking so much time to come LOL🤣😈 😉 “ Naturist Lady.

AA – “And here’s me, just giving my wife breakfast in bed. Not quite the same….”

NL - “ I’ll give you live updates. London’s eyes are rolling behind..she’s going into a trace lol. Kyle is stuffing her pussy on top and hubbs is fucking her booty.”

AA – “Yes, a running commentary on your love life. Love it.”

NL-” Hubbs is squeezing her tits now. Kyle is fucking too hard and kissing London as well. Hubbs lifted London for a more clear fuck.”

AA – Hey, don’t get into trouble doing this ?”

NL – “Not at all. How long are you online ? When will you be free ?”

AA - “ Only another 30 minutes. But I will be back inside 2 hours. A birthday visit coincidentally.”

NL - “ I can see stress on hubbs face, I think he’s going to cum soon. Damn kyle is turning red too LOL.”

AA - “ You’ll get to taste them soon 😉😘 “

NL – “Yeah it seems...damn hubbs has cum hard. I can see cum dropping from her ass LOL. Ohh I’m being called, gotta go. Do message me when your free. I will be online throughout.”

AA – “Sorry I need to get off. Focus on your fun and we can talk about that and everything else later. X”

There is now a pause of several hours before we begin to chat online again. We exchanged pleasantries and chatted a little, then she told me….

NL - “ Plans changed as soon as they saw me eating THE cum from London’s pussy.”

“Do tell’ Andy asked

NL – “The boys mustered courage and give me a DP and I squeezed the cum out of their dicks. See the cum I took from her pussy.”

Attached was a photo or two that would get me banned from almost anywhere !

NL - “ You like the pics I sent you ?”

AA - “ Love them ❤️”

“Thank you”, NL

AA – “I love everything with you ❤️❤️”

NL – “Awe my love. Did you talk to wifey about us yet ?”

AA – “Tried. It may take a few days or weeks ? She has no understanding, not just...us. But exploring sex and relationships this way.”

NL – “Okay, cool enough.”

AA – “I’m using the fact that there with London etc, as an opening. But, trying to avoid a knee jerk reaction.”

NL – “That’s okay, I understand.”

The conversation would go on a little longer, but about personal matters.

But this is the first of several of these chats I’ve typed up. They give you taste of what was going on between us. How I was being seduced and sucked into believing this was real.

Plus, note that the fact that London’s mom was there, was intimated by Naturist Lady, before I saw it myself online. There are other explanations for this, but, there it is.

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Wednesday, 9 September 2026

‘With your long blonde hair….I didn’t sleep last night….’ Part 2

Sorry, it seems the video link etc hasn't worked. So here's the video I've created of London and shared....again LOL.

London Andrews

‘With your long blonde hair….I didn’t sleep last night….’

I don’t have the copyright to any of this, but claim fair use.

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‘With your long blonde hair….I didn’t sleep last night….’

Been having some fun over on the London Andrews Project, practicing creating videos as I've started a YouTube channel as well the other social media I cover. Thought I's share it here for a change....

London Andrews

‘With your long blonde hair….I didn’t sleep last night….’

I don’t have the copyright to any of this, but claim fair use.

https://youtu.be/Mp33LoemWwU

Friday, 4 September 2026

London And Beauty

London Andrews 2019

The beautiful London Andrews giving advice on beauty, the concept of beauty and beauty standards and why so many beautiful girls are scared of it !

“Too many women shy away from the word ‘beautiful’. A women will call herself all sorts of good things ‘intelligent, kind, friendly, gentle, funny etc’ but you’ll never hear her use the word beautiful. Too many of us are scared of how everyone will react when we describe ourselves as beautiful. The conventionally pretty girl will shy away from the word ‘beautiful’ because she fears being called arrogant. We are forever questioning our beauty simple because others won’t agree...

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL LIKE YOU ARE, OWN IT ! 💗💗”

I've shared it here as it's too big a post for some of the social media I use for the London Andrews Project, so I'll link to this so they can read the text. Andy

Thursday, 3 September 2026

Flying Monkeys : Misrepresentation Or Willful Ignorance ?

Flying monkey is my new fun term for London’s trolls. I pinched from someone who was commenting on the behaviour of her defenders, the fans the followers of London Andrews before and during a recent court case she lost. See the posts about this from the 20^th and 29^th of July.

So, I’m dealing another one of London’s flying monkeys who repeats the lies and will not engage with the evidence….you know, willful ignorance. This flying monkey also seems to have little grasp of chronology and time, as they misrepresent events.

So, here’s a little rundown :

Just this year London Andrews has admitted publicly that she stopped modelling in 2022 (4 years ago). The year before (2023) she decided to lie and cynically attempt to blame me for leaving modelling (3 years ago).

And the above is the very core of the first part of this blog, which I started to 2024 (2 years ago), to defend myself against the misrepresentation and lies of London and her flying monkeys.

As to sharing her modelling work, I started the London Andrews Project with her permission in 2019 (7 years ago). Again, this is documented in the blog. Yes, London wanted me to stop running the London Andrews Project (LAP), but instead of asking and explaining why, she lied and blackmailed. And this is not just documented on this blog, the evidence can be seen in contemporaneous LAP posts, back when the events detailed in the blog were actually happening !

Some Links from 2023 for example :

https://www.tumblr.com/londonandrewsproject/727002340925865984/so-i-am-transferring-the-facebook-to-london

https://www.tumblr.com/londonandrewsproject/728359868753395712/london-for-future-reference-as-you-have-not

https://www.tumblr.com/londonandrewsproject/728448088696569856/fb

https://www.tumblr.com/londonandrewsproject/729169185516716032/for-the-record-2-i-have-deleted-the-fb-page-ive

https://www.tumblr.com/londonandrewsproject/729377533825564672/london-misrepresentation-insults-abuse-lies

But, London wouldn’t let sleeping dogs lie, she and her flying monkeys kept lying, kept abusing, kept attacking, kept blackmailing to stop me running the LAP and sharing all the beautiful photos etc of London. I did what she wanted in the first instance (gave into blackmail), I trusted her to keep her promises, she didn’t ! Now look up ‘British Bloody Mindedness’, and then reread the links and that first sentence above ?

Now we move onto ‘wanting to sleep with her, but couldn’t.’ Who wouldn’t want to sleep with London Andrews !?! But that's just being ‘flip’. The events of 2021 (5 years ago). Events that happened, but I kept private for 2 years. This is the area I am currently covering in the blog, the catfishing, the seduction. As stated in the blog, London Andrews friend offered herself and London to me for the first time in February of 2023 and I actually turned them down !!!!!

https://londonandrewsandme1.blogspot.com/2025/12/part-2-2021-admission-3-surprise.html

I had additional weeks of ‘love bombing’, seduction and photos to pull me in.

So I fell for it, hook line and sinker and caused trouble for and with my wife because of it. Again, this is the area I am currently covering in this blog.

Later in this blog, I’ll show how I became suspicious of Naturist Lady, London’s friend. And I then worked out that it was London who was behind it all. I covered this area, this evidence when I started the blog, because of its central importance to every event following 2021. But, all this remained private back then. Only London and my wife and I knew.

And as to my wife ? She regarded London as a friend and was very, very hurt and angered by all these events. By London’s betrayal. Believe me, if she were writing this blog it would be far darker and nastier. She’s not controlled, logical and measured like me.

But she is the reason I still, even now after all these lies and attacks, I still feel a debt of gratitude to London. One of the reasons I offered to help London (in 2019/ 7years ago) and start the LAP, when she was abandoning other social media platforms. To keep a presence there and to continue to promote London and her work. I feel I owe her. But owe her why ?

Because back in 2015 (11 years ago) , when we talked she gave me help and advice that literally saved my marriage ! Which is also why my wife was so hurt by the games London played with us between 2021 and 2023.

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Wednesday, 2 September 2026

Corporate Puritanism & ‘AI’ – It Just Gets Dafter !

Saturday, 29 August 2026

Part 2 Claim : ‘Tell Your Friend….’

At the height of Naturist Lady’s seductive catfishing. When she had got me to attempt to persuade my wife to join in the open relationship with Naturist Lady and her husband and London Andrews and hers. When Naturist Lady was talking about flying over to the UK to stay with us. When we were planning vacations over in the USA and she was talking about maybe returning after that first trip with her husband and perhaps London herself ! And she was providing evidence, photos, tales of events, to make me believe all this was true.

My wife messaged London Andrews directly. Her message began, ‘Tell your friend…..’

Basically it was a plea to get London’s friend Naturist Lady to stop messing with her husband !

She said something like, you can have your open relationships, I don’t want to be part of it ! I can’t share my husband with you, your friend or anyone else. I don’t want to be with Sara’s (Naturist Lady) husband or your husband.

No response. No reply. No nothing.

This is the summer of 2021 and London and my wife talked online on roughly a weekly basis about the animals and the sanctuary etc. My wife subscribed to the sanctuary’s Patreon account. She donated to the regular ‘Go Fund Me’ appeals and supported London and her sanctuary. She had regarded London as a friend. They talked about arranging a visit to the sanctuary and London had offered to let us stay there overnight, during our retirement tour of the USA. (Which was only a few years away at this point.) It wasn’t all me doing this.

So, imagine this, you’re London and a woman you have known online for several years. A woman you know donates to and supports you and your animal sanctuary. A woman who’s husband you know well, he runs a load of fan pages across social media on your behalf, helping you because you are too busy with the sanctuary to publicise your online modelling work that pays for your life and your sanctuary. And you get this plea out of the blue from this woman, what would you do ?

You know nothing about what this woman supporter is talking about. You don’t have a couple staying regularly at the sanctuary with you. You don’t know anything about this claim of an open relationship with others. About another woman claiming to be having an affair with you and your husband. And this woman you know, who sent you this message, this plea, is worried her husband – some you also know – is somehow involved in something that’s upsetting her and it involves you, your sanctuary and another couple ! And this messenger wants you to stop it !

If you knew nothing about it, you would think that you would want to know about it ? Wouldn’t you ask for an explanation ? Maybe just try and find what this woman you know was talking about ? Find out what's agitating her ? Some sort of question ? A request for clarification ? A response of some kind ? A reply ?

No. No reply. No question. No response to my wife’s plea.

London Andrews never got back in touch with my wife to try and find out what she was talking about, what she meant by the strange plea.

And now something else important in relation to the above…..

All the above is true, but, here’s the thing. I cannot prove this.

It illustrates the difference between claim and fact. This post is just a claim. An accusation that I cannot back up with evidence. We have no records, no recording, no screenshots etc, that I can use to back up this claim. This post is an illustration of the difference between a claim, something made that may or may not be true. But, there is no evidence supplied to prove the claim. And facts. Facts are supported by evidence and there’s a world of difference between the two !

And this is the reason for this post and this whole blog.

This post is just a claim. This blog is full of facts, full of evidence to prove those facts. Factual records of the events between myself and London Andrews.

Spot the difference ?

London has repeatedly made claims. London has repeatedly accused me of things. Where’s the evidence ? There isn’t any. She as provided NO evidence of her claims or accusations against me. None !

Worse, I’ve proved almost all her claims and accusations against to me to be false, lies basically !

Spot the difference !

I avoid making claims, accusations, telling tales that I cannot back up with evidence. This one post is a claim, a story without evidence to back it up...for once. But, the rest of this blog ?

This blog is built on evidence. Proof that what I said is true.

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